Nan Yu
Nude

If everything made in China was of the same top notch quality as Nan Yu, no amount of tariffs could stem the sale of Chinese goods emerging from the Middle Kingdom. Bolstered by her ability to speak English, French and Mandarin, trilingual Chinese chick Nan Yu has been rapidly emerging as a SKINternational film star on three different continents. Born in Dalian, China, Nan attended the Beijing Film Academy before making her debut in famed Chinese director whose name sounds like a right wing conspiracy theory, Wang Quan’an‘s Lunar Eclipse (1999). Like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp or Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese, Nan and Wang made a dynamic duo, teaming again in Jingzhe (2003), Tuya’s Marriage (2006), and Weaving Girl (2009). But Nan and your wang will make a dynamic duo watching her nude work in the boxing drama Fureur (2003). Your boxers will hit the floor, and you’ll work yourself into a furor when Nan gets her pint size sino-sandbags sucked in a pool, before lying naked in bed and showing off her thin body and dark nipples. Nan made her way to Western action cinema with her role alongside Dolph Lundgren in Diamond Dogs (2007) before joining the live action adaptation of Speed Racer (2008). Nan and Dolph must have gotten along well, because soon after Diamond Dogs, Nan found herself joining the onetime Ivan Drago once again, this time as CIA Agent Maggie Chan in The Expendables 2 (2012). While Nan could have kept making American movies and conquered the West, instead she headed back home and has been working in Chinese movies like Lovers and Movies (2015), Lord of Shanghai (2017), and Justice of Northwest (2018). Take a peek at any of her on screen credits and you too will want some of Nan’s fortune nookie!